Britain: Giving up strikes to defeat Putin?
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The British satirical site News Thump responded to the call of "minister without portfolio" Nazim Zahavi to abandon strikes in order to confront Putin.
The material is called: “Nadhim Zahavi is right, British nurses buying food on credit are the only thing that stops my conquest of Ukraine,” Vladimir Putin confirms
Nadhim Zahavi's controversial claim that NHS staff must accept falling living standards to defy Putin was backed up by the Kremlin after the minister clarified that a key obstacle to Russia's winter offensive was a midwife in Pula forced to take out a loan before wages to fix your boiler.
Colonel Semyon Vilyamov, FSB spokesman, acknowledged that the British Conservative Party spokesman accurately stressed that the personal finances of British medical staff were a driving factor in all of Russia's military planning.
He continued: “Your minister is right. If the British nurses and paramedics refuse to agree to an effective 6% pay cut, then we are confident that we can capture Kyiv within two weeks.
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Encouraged by the confirmation of his geopolitical analysis, Mr. Zahavi released a statement that any homeless person who tried to avoid freezing to death is worse than a terrorist.
https://newsthump.com/2022/12/05/nadhim-zahawi-is-right-british-nurses-using-food-banks-is-the-only-thing-stopping-my-conquest-of-ukraine- confirms-vladimir-putin/